Pigskin Pigout

Lily (age 8 1/2) - "Man, I love football. I mean, really love it."
Me - "Oh, yeah?"
Lily - "Yes. I don't understand it. And I don't know who plays it. And I don't know the rules."
Me - "..."
Lily - "But the food is great!"

Even Babies Know

Sophie (age 2) - "Dat Ella too loud!!!!"

News to Me

Me - "Where's Daddy?"
Sophie (age 2) - "Ah Ghan Tan!"
Me - "What's he doing there?"
Sophie - "Shopping!"

Too Many Girls

Luke (age 4) - "Daddies have babies."

Me - "No, Mommies have the babies."

Luke - "But Daddies have babies, too. That's why dey are Daddies."

Me - "Oh, yes, they do. But all babies grow in Mommies' tummies."

Luke - "Oh, ok."

Five second pause

Luke - "You grow me a brudder? I need a brudder."

Me - "Umm, no."

Five second pause

Luke - "Peese?"

Luke - "He can seep in my woom wif me. I need a baby. But not a girl one."

Shoe Love is True Love

Lily (age 8 1/2) - "Why are shoes so important to teen girls???"
Ella - (age almost 7) - "Uh, because they don't want to get their feet dirty?"

Goth Girl

Ella (age 6 3/4) - "Mom, can I be goth?"
Me - "Umm, no."
Ella - "Goth, but all pink?"
Me - "..."

I Don't

Lily (age 8 1/2) - "What are they building there?"
Me - "I don't know, Lil. Looks like a restaurant, maybe."
Lily - "What kind?"
Me - "I'm not sure. The construction isn't very far along."
Luke (age 4) - "I hope it's hot dogs!!"