Close Enough?

Sophie (age 3) - "Is dat Capdin Damerica?"
Me - "Uh, no. That's Pat Sajak."

First Name Basis

Me - "Sophie, I love you. Good night!"
Sophie  (age almost 3) - "I love you, too, Momma!"
Kent - "Sophie, I love you. Night!"
Sophie - "I love you, Kent!"

Getting to Know You

Luke (age 4 1/2) - "So. Where ya from?"
Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "Fuddruckers."

Everyone's a Critic

Luke (age 4 1/2) - "Do you like my sweet dance moves?"
Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "No."

Knock Knock

Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "Knock Knock!!"
Me - "Who's there?"
Sophie - "Cheese!"
Me - "Cheese who?"
Sophie - "Pickles."

Wrong Side of the Bed

Me - "Good morning, Sophie!"
Sophie (age 2) - "No."

Five second pause, during which we eye each other.

Sophie - "Me need you coffee!"





* I don't actually drink coffee.

Even Babies Know

Sophie (age 2) - "Dat Ella too loud!!!!"

News to Me

Me - "Where's Daddy?"
Sophie (age 2) - "Ah Ghan Tan!"
Me - "What's he doing there?"
Sophie - "Shopping!"

Much Too Busy

Sophie (age 2) - "Hep me! I stuck!"
Luke (age almost 4) - "I can't help you right now, woman."

Use Your Manners

Sophie (age 2) - "Whas dat?"
Me - "My face."
Sophie - "Ewwww."
Me - "Oh, thanks."
Sophie - "Welcome!"

The Source

Me - " Oh my. What stinks up here?"
Sophie (age 2) - "Me!!"

Rush

Sophie (age 2) - "Momma, me wuv Wush!!"
Me - "You love Rush?"
Sophie - "Yes! Wush!"
Me - "Um. Well. You certainly have an eclectic taste in music."
Lily (age 8) - "Mom. She means Big Time Rush. Duh."
Me - "Oh."