Too Many Girls

Luke (age 4) - "Daddies have babies."

Me - "No, Mommies have the babies."

Luke - "But Daddies have babies, too. That's why dey are Daddies."

Me - "Oh, yes, they do. But all babies grow in Mommies' tummies."

Luke - "Oh, ok."

Five second pause

Luke - "You grow me a brudder? I need a brudder."

Me - "Umm, no."

Five second pause

Luke - "Peese?"

Luke - "He can seep in my woom wif me. I need a baby. But not a girl one."