Big Plans

Luke (age 4 1/2) - "When I grow up, I'm going to be Jesus."
Me - "Oh."

Getting to Know You

Luke (age 4 1/2) - "So. Where ya from?"
Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "Fuddruckers."

Everyone's a Critic

Luke (age 4 1/2) - "Do you like my sweet dance moves?"
Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "No."

The Author

Ella (age 7) - "I'm writing a story."
Me - "Oh, that's great!"
Ella - "Yeah, it's called 'Romance at First Sight.'
Me - "..."

Small but Mighty

Lily (age 8 1/2) - "I like Pluto. It may be a small planet, but it could still make a difference."
Ella (age 7) - "And if not, it can be dealt with."

The King's Game

Ella (age 7) - "Chess club today was OFF. THE. HOOK."

Knock Knock

Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "Knock Knock!!"
Me - "Who's there?"
Sophie - "Cheese!"
Me - "Cheese who?"
Sophie - "Pickles."