Biting Words

Luke ( age almost 4) - "Mommy, Ella bite me!!"
Ella ( age 6 1/2) - "I did NOT!"
Luke - "You DID. You BITE me!"
Ella - "No. I just fell. With my mouth open. On your foot."

Thanks?

A mint that someone has tried and discarded.

Rush

Sophie (age 2) - "Momma, me wuv Wush!!"
Me - "You love Rush?"
Sophie - "Yes! Wush!"
Me - "Um. Well. You certainly have an eclectic taste in music."
Lily (age 8) - "Mom. She means Big Time Rush. Duh."
Me - "Oh."

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Heads Up!

Left for me today, by Lily:

Truth Hurts

Ella (age 6 1/2) - "Mommy, can you wrap this towel around me like you do?"
Me - "Sure, but it might not work."
Ella - "Ok."

Fifteen seconds of trying to wrap the towel.

Me - "Sorry, Ella, it's not going to work. You're too skinny."
Ella - "Oh, it works for you because you're so fat, huh?"

Clean Up

Me - "Ella, you spilled water all over the floor. Clean it up."
Ella (age 6 1/2) - "Ok, Mommy."