Tubby Time

Luke (age almost 4) - "Mommy, I in tub too long."
Me - "Really? Why?"
Luke - "My toes are gwumpy."
Me - "Your toes are... grumpy?"
Luke - "Yes, wook at dem."
Me - "Oh! Your toes are wrinkly!"
Luke - "Yes. Dats whut I telled you. Gwumpy."

Scam Artist

Luke (age almost 4) - "Mommy, you give me Buzz Lightyear bandaid? This ouchie"
Me - "Come here, let me see what's wrong."
Luke - "Ok. It invisible, so you can't see, dough."

Much Too Busy

Sophie (age 2) - "Hep me! I stuck!"
Luke (age almost 4) - "I can't help you right now, woman."

Use Your Manners

Sophie (age 2) - "Whas dat?"
Me - "My face."
Sophie - "Ewwww."
Me - "Oh, thanks."
Sophie - "Welcome!"

Narrowing it Down

Lily (age 8) - "Was Dwyane Wade the basketball guy on that episode of Suite Life on Deck about the twister?"

Me - "No, that wasn't Dwyane Wade."

Lily - "Who was it then?"

Me - "I can't remember. Give me a minute."

Lily - "It was a really, really tall black man."

The Source

Me - " Oh my. What stinks up here?"
Sophie (age 2) - "Me!!"

Biting Words

Luke ( age almost 4) - "Mommy, Ella bite me!!"
Ella ( age 6 1/2) - "I did NOT!"
Luke - "You DID. You BITE me!"
Ella - "No. I just fell. With my mouth open. On your foot."

Thanks?

A mint that someone has tried and discarded.