Ella (age almost 8) - "My friend's uncle knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows another guy who has his tongue pierced."
Lily - "Cool."
Luke (age 5) - "Since Dadda's not home, can I be the man of the house?"
Me - "I guess, but what are you going to do as man of the house?"
Luke - "I fink I will play video games all day."