The King's Game

Ella (age 7) - "Chess club today was OFF. THE. HOOK."

Knock Knock

Sophie (age 2 1/2) - "Knock Knock!!"
Me - "Who's there?"
Sophie - "Cheese!"
Me - "Cheese who?"
Sophie - "Pickles."

When You Gotta Go

Lily (age 8 1/2) - "Sometimes, when it's an emergency, you just have to hold it."

Ella (age 7) - "Yeah, I know."

Thirty second pause

Ella - "I have to think about unicorns."