Tubby Time

Luke (age almost 4) - "Mommy, I in tub too long."
Me - "Really? Why?"
Luke - "My toes are gwumpy."
Me - "Your toes are... grumpy?"
Luke - "Yes, wook at dem."
Me - "Oh! Your toes are wrinkly!"
Luke - "Yes. Dats whut I telled you. Gwumpy."